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samedi 6 juillet 2019

Why do superheroes suck! (21 nov. 2018)

Transcription (version anglaise) de ma vidéo YouTube : https://youtu.be/Z9JB89cT6kA


Bonjour !
I don’t usually do videos in English and just by hearing me you’ve probably already figured out why. It’s not uncommon to experience some discomfort at first, and after a while your ears might even start bleeding a little, don’t panic, it’s completely normal, your body simply needs to adapt to the French accent. If you are a proud SJW, you can stay, it will certainly be an interesting experience for you, and  as I somehow managed to keep some friends just like you, I have noticed that after a while they feel the urge to strongly bite something, so I recommend that you already take a pencil and put it in your mouth that way, you’ll thank me later. If you landed here, I suppose you’re already familiar with the MCU and You all know who Stan Lee was. The man, who recently passed away at 95 and created Spiderman, the avengers and a bunch of superheroes that for years have been washing our brains and contributing to the demise of western civilization. And it’s not just because supposedly intelligent people are polluting their neurons wondering who would win in a fight between Spiderman versus Batman or the Hulk versus Superman, opponents from the infamous competitor DC comics.
With Stan Lee death, the Steve Jobs phenomenon repeats itself, people raising at the rank of benefactor of humanity someone who simply made lots of money, not by curing cancer but by creating a toxic addiction to a product said humanity didn’t need. Still, both were brilliant minds and visionaries. When you encounter this kind of profile, do not ask me why, but it’s how it is, 9 chances out of 10 are, that those people are what I will cautiously call Smurfs, and in both cases it's true again. You have to remember I’m French and freedom of speech is so bad here that to avoid the total annihilation of this channel which has already 2 strikes I have to speak in code. And Smurfs being blue, at least, some leftists will agree with the color, the one of the vengeful wave they were expecting during American midterms.
So, Stan Lee was a Smurf, so were most of the people he was first hired to collaborate with, like the famous and gifted Jack Kirby. No criticism there, usually when you go to a Chinese restaurant or a kebab restaurant, you’re unlikely to find lots of Norwegians among the staff, and the Smurfs like other communities like to be surrounded by people like them, they trust, when they own a business. I just wish everyone could do the same without being accused of discrimination, and that explains why in media outlets owned or led by Smurfs, the proportion of Smurfs among the staff from the cleaning staff up to the top is much higher than their percentage in the normal population. Don’t get me wrong I have nothing against Smurfs. Most of the ones I know are nice and clever people with a good sense of humor and I have no problem with my doctor, my dentist my lawyer, or the man who sells me clothes being a Smurf, I even almost married one a few decades ago.
Some will see the implementation of those toxic addictions in our societies as a Smurf plot that would aim at the disintegration of any civilization based on Christian tradition. In their defense, it is true that, at first glance, the fact that under each and every pebble we might turn over, on the slope of our degeneration, we find people like Soros and consorts, could tend to accredit this thesis, even if it would be dishonest to associate all their coreligionists to their deleterious projects and not to take in consideration that they are not the only ones to act in concert to push us in this direction, notwithstanding the fact that our viral behavior as a species, unable to restrain itself to the point of facing the complete destruction of its host, naturally pushes us in this direction as well. In addition, as, with an IQ average higher than us, they are logically more likely to reach positions of power, we could argue that they are just more likely to become crazy (although it is obvious, given that for some, in mainstream media, it could be hard to compete against a hydrocephalic shrimp in terms of brain power, that there are also cases of communitarian nepotism). It's important to understand that we are all a bit crazy and that, as a social being, like ants, we stay functional as long as we stay within the limits of our modest cooperative function, we are not cut to become rich, famous or both and when it happens, deprived of safeguards, we usually tend to go nuts. For Smurfs it’s worse, remember they invented the shrinks, and each time I see a Smurf character on a TV show it goes to therapy at one point or another. Because the Smurfs are a tribal and eternal community, a collective being that never dies and never forget, all Smurfs will carry forever the burden of the trauma thrown upon their shoulders when some Nazi Gargamel they never met, put some ancestors, who are for most of them already long dead, into camps. So as soon as they become public figures or influencers, even as a simple teacher, they become potentially toxic, looking for Nazis everywhere and making our entire society look for them as well, while ignoring the real dangers that threaten us. Of course, some Smurfs are bad people and do it on purpose, but Stan Lee seemed to me like a genuine nice guy and not a Soros type at all.
However, because Hitler was praising and breeding blond alpha males, mostly confiscating the whole concept, the Smurfs who mostly have other qualities (but if you look at the famous ones in the media, not particularly this one) despise alpha-males they assimilate with their Nazi trauma and act unconsciously, for most of them, to promote feminism and transform non-Smurfs  into less threatening  beta-males. What did Stan Lee do? Exactly that.
Spiderman? A nerd and a beta male who gets bitten by a radioactive spider and is endowed with powers he has not deserved nor earned that allow him, among other things, to take revenge on the alpha male of the story, who happens to be blond, Flash Thompson, portrayed as a nasty bully.
Captain America? A homunculus complexed by its morphology who is injected a serum and becomes a super soldier ready to fight guess what? Nazis. Then he gets frozen for decades and, waking up, also living in the past like the Smurfs, he continues to fight against Nazis or Nazis ersatz like Red Skull or Hydra.
Thor? A sickly doctor with a limp who finds a stick that can be used as a cane during the day and can turn into a hammer giving him the powers and appearance of Odin's son.
Daredevil, the Hulk, it’s a long list ... For the purists among you, I point out that I am referring to the first versions of these stories that I am old enough to have read when I was 8, not even sure dinosaurs were completely extinct yet, and  I even remember a white Nick Fury, before they started, as globalists do with European history, to rewrite everything  so they could change the color and the sex of superheroes, and create gays, and even transgender ones. Kids should always be given something new to dream about. yeah!
Still, the visionary message conveyed, and taken up by the current virtual epidemic responsible for us having our asses kicked in real life, would be something like : no need to exercise and get concerned  with a reality that doesn’t exist for you don’t see it, just lay on your couch eating crisps while reading comics and hoping that a benevolent spider will sting you. It could be objected that, on the contrary, for some people it has had the opposite effect of feminine essence, just as deleterious, to promote an ideal body no longer aimed at strength and health but focused on aesthetics which is not for nothing in the success of bodybuilding, whose practitioners tend like Steve Rogers, to use some magical serums to become massive. Both ways are disconnected from reality, and it’s a disaster for our societies when young boys waste their creative energy thinking about what they would do if they had powers instead of what they could do with what they have, this deleterious pollution of available brain time being of the same nature than the fact that almost everyone has a good idea of what to do in case of the unlikely event of a zombie attack (crazy feminists don’t count), but nobody knows what to do when someone attacks us with a knife with or without “Allahu Akhbar” as a bonus.
But that's not all. What are Stan Lee's superheroes achieving with their powers? If I had been bitten by a spider, after having carefully disinfected the wound, I would probably go get Emmanuel Macron at the French Élysée, in the spirit of having an honest conversation and to be sure he would listen to me, the man having a tendency to get easily distracted, he would probably end up hanging in the void by the feet at the top of the Eiffel Tower while I speak. And if I were the Hulk, on American soil, I would pay a visit to the members of the FED board of directors to figure out how high I could throw them hoping to not destroy any satellite in the process. But again, who are fighting superheroes? Banksters? Never. Politicians? Never. The deep state and the lobbies? Even less. It would be good though: “the avengers against Bilderberg”, “the X-men and the B’nai Brith attack”, “Thor and the mystery of chemtrails”. But instead, they fight Nazis, Nazis ersatz and archetypes of alpha-male cretinized by the script. Comics manipulate us the same way Hollywood does, the same causes entailing the same effects, dragging us into their delirium and pointing out the wrong enemies. And even when superheroes fight aliens, it’s always this kind of aliens, never this one.
It's toxic for our civilization. The first time I read Thor, from the height of my 8 years I was in a black rage, because by introducing gods into the mix, they had destroyed the pseudo-scientific substrate that ensured the coherence of the system. It was also, in passing, a devious and subliminal way to undermine a catholic faith some Smurfs are not particularly fond of. In principle, fairy tales and magical thinking are more suited for the female thought pattern, women being for example more attracted towards astrology and the astral plan than men, who reason differently, and the feminization of boys, aiming to make them awake dreamers when, in contrary to women, they won’t benefit from the experience of motherhood to give them the salutary slap that will bring them back to Earth, is not a good thing. But that wasn’t still enough, so they added the one thing that would make the all shebang to be nothing more than fairy tales: magic. Hello, Dr. Strange. So, that Disney would buy them at the end makes total sense.
I understand that for lots of people Stan Lee was a nice brilliant guy, and maybe he was, but as do many Smurfs when they get a chance to be public influencers, he managed to make us weaker, by finding out a new addiction that would change our way of thinking, all these addictions together making us incapable to do what we usually do best, building and maintaining a civilization.
Thanks for listening till the end despite of the many syntax mistakes I probably made, and if you really, really enjoy comics, I hope I didn’t ruin it for you. That’s was probably a one shot because this particular topic is not one of the most popular among French people and I wanted to address it anyways so I did it in English as a challenge and an experiment, but let me know what you think and maybe I’ll do more. As I speak a few languages, I also translate videos of clever woman from all over the world, the link of the original version, often in English, is always in the description below, so check it out, or may be subscribe, for even if I don’t do it again you can still find plenty of English content in this channel and perhaps discover from time to time some, often pretty,  English-speaking conservative women you didn’t know existed. Au revoir.

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